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V12 Death

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headstone5_md_clr_meOn the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910),

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778), (Attributed)

Is there life before death?
Graffito, in Belfast

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
George Santayana (1863 - 1952)